PKA 811 W/ Goblin: Pulled Over While Riding Dirty

Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! https://gorillamind.com/products/lock... Go to https://painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch! https://Audible.com/PKA Guest Social Medias: YouTube:    / @thegoblinnn   | X: https://x.com/TheGoblinnn Support PKA on Patreon:   / pka   PKA on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0PmbMye... PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors 0:00:21 - Taylor’s top secret household emergency - what on earth has him staying in a hotel?! 0:09:56 - PKA reacts to Playstation ditching discs & the underwhelming Steam Machine reveal 0:15:40 - Asmongold’s horrible ‘hoarders’ house tour - how can a millionaire live like this?! 0:18:33 - Turkey teeth, hair transplants & freaky side effects: How would PKA handle balding? 0:27:30 - Jimmy Kimmel’s insistence on crying & Why Kyle hates Jimmy Fallon’s fake persona 0:33:53 - Craig Ferguson’s alcohol issues & Britney Spears’ conservatorship crisis 0:38:16 - Have America’s standards for obesity changed for the worse over time? 0:40:47 - What’s up with all these NBA players painting on fake hairlines?! 0:43:51 - Just how jacked could the boys get if they joined Kyle on the juice train? 0:49:24 - Goblin’s thoughts on ‘smoke shop legal’ alternatives to illicit products & PKA vs alcohol 0:56:50 - Matthew Perry’s hot tub trouble & how PKA finds that ‘sweet spot’ shower temperature 1:02:03 - Taylor’s high school hot tub fungus & Kyle’s biggest issue w/ the Wings FPSBootcamp 1:06:00 - PKA reacts to the hilarious news story of Mexico’s bike thief Batman vigilante 1:12:27 - The return of FPSRussia AKA FPSMusket & why Georgia game wardens are no joke 1:16:42 - Goblin’s weapon experience, why FRT triggers are awesome & Illinois awful 2A laws 1:21:09 - America’s best/worst sports stadiums & Musk vs Zuckerberg’s coliseum combat 1:26:10 - Why getting bloodwork makes Kyle woozy & the time Goblin passed out from a blunt 1:31:05 - Blunts, bongs & dabs: The guys teach Woody how to correctly enjoy his high 1:39:18 - Are Kyle’s cheap Chinese chemical vapes above board or a serious risk to his health? 1:41:23 - Kyle’s bizarre THC dream cycles & how his dad is finding the Ozempic lifestyle 1:47:00 - Dave Portnoy’s New York mayoral hopes & Ilhan Omar’s ‘bananas n’ rice’ philosophy 1:50:51 - Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s cockiness, Kyle’s planet conspiracy & the Pluto-planet problem 2:01:28 - How Kyle would ‘fix’ basketball’s rules & PKA attempts to define exactly what a sport is 2:09:58 - Ad reads: Audible, Lock and Load & PKA merch 2:12:20 - Gaming talk: Goblin vs GeoGuessr, Rainbow 6 & PKA’s Codewords competitiveness 2:17:54 - Goblin’s GeoGuessr tells, cheaters suck & more PKA codenames calamity 2:24:49 - Goblin’s introduces PKA to ‘Horseshoe sandwiches’ & the great PKA french fry debate 2:31:52 - Kyle’s smash burger-tacos, mac n cheese burgers & why he’s fussy on tomatoes 2:35:23 - Smash burgers rock, Culvers vs Chic-Fil-A & the truly terrible decline of Taco Bell 2:51:19 - Insanely overpriced fast food/beef & why Woody never drives ANYWHERE anymore 2:55:05 - Kyle and Woody’s awesome AC setups & more on Taylor’s mysterious home incident 3:00:46 - Pokemon, MTG, CS:GO cases & Counterfeits: PKA’s problem with pack openings 3:11:04 - Goblin does a LIVE Pokemon pack opening - and gets a semi-decent card?! 3:17:01 - Goblin’s best/worst smoke shop purchases & why opiates are a dangerous game 3:20:11 - Kyle discusses his multiple fainting experiences & his most extreme THC highs 3:28;22 - Woody the secret cop & Goblin’s hilariously close call getting pulled over while high 3:36:14 - PKA talks shrooms fun, awful acid experience & the secret power of DMT 3:53:11 - Goblin’s experience with taking too many ‘tabs’ and how to counteract their effects 3:59:27 - Kyle and Goblin compare their Codeine syrup/lean experiences 4:01:34 - The guys call it a show