My Obsessive Goth Roommate Trapped Me Into Starting a Family | 4Chan Greentext Stories

🟥 Raw 4Chan Greentext Stories – Daily uploads! Anon moves in with a gothic roommate to survive his bank account's screaming, thinking they’ll just stay out of each other's way. Everything changes when she forces him into "joint custody" of a hairless cat that looks like a sentient raw chicken. What starts as a clever way to commit tax fraud and dodge pet rent soon spirals into late-night fever dreams and "fake" family outings at the grocery store. Now, Anon is realizing that his beige life has been colonized by black lace and a woman who might actually be the death of him—if he doesn't sign the new lease first. #greentext #4chan #storytime #goth #romance #wholesome #funny #roommates #nosferatu