Daemonette Under My Table - a bawdy tavern song inspired by Warhammer 40K [Garrie's funny RPG songs]

Track: Daemonette Under My Table Artist: Barhound ================ I hope you enjoyed this bardic banger straight out of the Underhive. Scroll down for full lyrics. This song is a part of our parody-fueled musical saga through the grim darkness of the 41st millennium! If you enjoyed it, please like and share with your folks. Subscribe for more awesome songs:    / @barhoundofficial   ================= 🔥Follow the ale-driven journey of Guardsman Garrie here:    • Guardsman Garrie Songs   🔥Apple Music:   / barhound   🔥Ale Fund:   / barhound   (As an indie musician, I pay for production, publishing and distribution. It would be great if you can support.) ================= 🛑 Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only. ================= 📜 Full lyrics: There’s a daemonette under my table, And she’s polishing my bayonet bright, Says she serves the Dark Prince faithfully, But she’s here for a Guardsman tonight. Oh the ale flows thick in the sump-light dim, And the vox hums low with dread, But her claws trace lines on my flak vest seams, While I pray to the God-Emperor instead. There’s a heretic girl by the barrel rack, With a smile like a chainsword’s kiss, She whispers sins in Low Gothic tones, And promises just one more bliss. Oh the Commissar’s glare could freeze a sun, But he’s three drinks deep and swaying, While a Tech-Priest hums to his sacred oil, And pretends he’s not hearing the playing. There’s a daemonette under my table, And she’s polishing my bayonet bright, Says she serves the Dark Prince faithfully, But she’s here for a Guardsman tonight. There’s a Sister of Battle at the far end booth, Saying prayers with a dangerous grin, She says “Repent, dear soul,” then downs her glass, And says “Or we’ll burn off your sin.” Now the ork in the corner just laughs and roars, “Dis ain’t no propa fight!” But even he taps time to the tavern song, As the night slides into blight. So raise up your mugs to the grimdark stars, Where tomorrow we’re likely d**d, But tonight there’s a daemonette under my table… And she hasn’t quite finished yet. There’s a daemonette under my table, And she’s polishing my bayonet bright, Says she serves the Dark Prince faithfully, But she’s here for a Guardsman tonight. #warhammer40k #wh40k #tavernmusic #darktide #spacemarine2 #epicmusic ================= 🛑AI Disclosure: Some elements of this track were enhanced using AI. Vocals and instruments are AI-assisted. My natural voice is smoother, and I primarily play acoustic rhythm and percussive guitar. The final mix includes AI-generated enhancements and additional instrumentation. Lyrics are written by me. I occasionally use ChatGPT for editing, proofing or rhyming help.