The Andy Griffith Show's Most Memorable Quotes Ranked

🚨 FREE Newsletter! 📩 https://mailchi.mp/mayberryman/signup Become a channel member! https://www.youtube.com/mayberryman/join More Videos 📺    • Who is Barney Fife?      • TOP 10 Supporting Andy Griffith Characters...      • 20 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were On The...      • TOP 10 Episodes of The Andy Griffith Show      • Barney Fife's FUNNIEST Running Jokes on Th...      • The Andy Griffith Show's Most Memorable Qu...   #theandygriffithshow #donknotts #classictv We’re counting down the top 20 most quotable lines of dialogue from The Andy Griffith Show. There’s no shortage of hilarious one-liners from Andy, Opie, Barney Fife and others in Mayberry, so our number one criteria will be lines we love to say in everyday situations. We can thank Andy Griffith show writers Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell for most of these most memorable lines. If we miss any of YOUR favorite quotes from The Andy Griffith Show, be sure to let us know in the comments. Okay, let’s count’em down! 0:00 20 Andy Griffith Quotes We Love To Say 0:52 20) Citizen’s Arrest 1:21 19) You beat everything, you know that? 1:38 18) Boy, giraffes are selfish. 1:56 17) I’m a little mean but make up for it by being real healthy. 2:14 16) I think he’s a nut. 2:27 15) Do a good day’s work and act like somebody. 2:44 14) That one makes me cry. 3:00 13) Man’s entitled to his opinion. 3:23 12) You’re not talking to a jk, ya know! 3:37 11) Hello, doll! 3:46 10) Well, we thought about killin’ him. Kinda hated to go that far. 4:06 9) It’s therapedic. 4:30 8) Now you’re gonna Glenn Ford it all over town. 4:46 7) I’d like to wait for the official verification. 4:59 6) $6 a week and what do I get? Heartaches! Nothing but heartaches! 5:17 5) It didn’t make sense to upset the folks running around blabbing makin’ a big moulage out of it. 5:33 4) Shazam! 5:45 Like & Subscribe 5:58 3) This is big. Big big. Big ain’t the word for it. 6:14 2) Just call the man! 6:33 I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss trivial trivialities. 6:44 Meat! 6:56 Dogs. Nothin' but dogs. Andy, if you flew a quail through this room, every woman in it would point! 7:09 Here at The Rock, we have two rules! 7:20 If those hamburgers are ruined, I won't be responsible! 7:34 Kerosene? 7:44 1) Nip it in the bud! 8:06 More of The Andy Griffith Show If you're a fan of The Andy Griffith Show... ✅ The “Mayberry Man” movie is now streaming FREE on Amazon, TubiTV, YouTube and more! Take a trip back to Mayberry as self-centered movie star Chris Stone (Brett Varvel) is forced to spend a week at a small-town festival celebrating The Andy Griffith Show. Approved For All Ages by the Dove Foundation. Now Available on Digital & DVD: Amazon Prime https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detai... (FREE for Prime Members) YouTube    • Mayberry Man (2022) Full Movie | Family Co...   (FREE) Tubi https://tubitv.com/movies/100005250/m... (FREE) VUDU https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/d... (FREE) iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/may... Google Play https://play.google.com/store/movies/... DVD https://www.weaversdepartmentstore.co... #theandygriffithshow #mayberry #mayberryman Subscribe:    / @mayberryman   == Our Links == 🌐 Website: https://www.mayberryman.com 🎬 IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11700754/ 🎦 YouTube: @MayberryMan &    / mayberryman   🎥 Facebook Page:   / mayberrymanmovie   😎 Facebook Group:   / mayberryandbeyond   🍿 Instagram:   / mayberrymanmovie   🎞️ TikTok:   / mayberryman   🐦 Twitter:   / mayberrymanfilm   🌳 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/mayberryman

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