The WEDDING of JESUS to MARY MAGDALENE is recorded in the BIBLE

Some say that the Idea of Jesus being married is PAGAN and even Blasphemous. Yet, oddly, Jesus is the bridegroom and the Wedding to Mary Magdalene is recorded in the bible. How do we read over entire historical events and not see the plain meaning of the scriptures. The Divine Son, and Divine Father, is completely sound Doctrine, only a Divine Mother would be completely ridiculous, and Blasphemous, at the same time. The Divine SON, on the other hand, is so true you will be tortured in FIRE for eternity for not believing it. There is a reason for the teachings of the Bible and it is not to teach us History! it is enlightenment and spiritual progression. Not an exercise in your ability to spot false doctrine, but it is the ability of the mind to become aware of truth that leads to freedom and progression. The bible was distorted because Satan does not want you free, or enlightened. Please share!