My Inner Thoughts Leaked, and Now All the Big Shots Dote on Me

Qi Nian transmigrates into a melodramatic novel as the cannon-fodder troublemaker living with a wealthy family. Before long, his family realizes that Qi Nian has stopped causing trouble. Instead... he spends every day happily enjoying other people's gossip. At a high-society banquet, Qi Nian is like someone who has wandered into a melon patch. Whoever picks a fight with him becomes the subject of his silent gossip. "Wow... that guy in white? He went to the hospital yesterday because of an anal fissure..." "And the one in black? What a scumbag. His wife doesn't even know she's in a sham marriage with a gay man. Poor woman." "Oh, and the one in red? Even juicier..." Everyone's expressions change instantly. Please... stop talking! His indiscriminate "gossip attacks" become known as "The Great Khan's Roll Call." From then on, one saying spreads throughout high society: Offend anyone you want—just don't offend Qi Nian. Qi Nian, however, has absolutely no idea what's happening. He continues happily munching on gossip in his head every day. "This uncle was supposed to have an incredibly successful career... what a shame..." An industry tycoon: "A shame? A shame how? Hurry up and tell me!" (Transfers 50 million yuan.) "That actress is such a kind person... Why would she risk her life just to have a baby?" A Best Actress with a heart condition: !!! Not long afterward, she publicly posts: "Thank you, my lifesaver, @Qi Nian." "Should I warn the professor? The son-in-law he's chosen is planning to poison his daughter..." Soon afterward, the professor discovers toxic chemicals in his daughter's water bottle. Grabbing Qi Nian's hands with tears in his eyes, he says, "From now on, you're my godson!" Qi Nian: "???" Even when Qi Nian isn't around, legends about him are everywhere. People say he can help others escape disaster... Help them expose villains... Help them avoid tragedy... Then one day, Qi Nian wakes up to find powerful figures lining up at his door, each carrying piles of cash— Just so he will... secretly gossip about them? Later... Qi Nian stuffs his cheeks with food while angrily thinking, "Seriously! Just because you're rich, you think you can look down on people? Hmph!" His older brother, Chu Rongshi, learns that Qi Nian was mocked by a wealthy second-generation heir while shopping for clothes. That very afternoon, Chu Rongshi takes him back to the same boutique. Standing in front of the arrogant young heir, he speaks calmly, though his protectiveness toward Qi Nian is unmistakable. "You like this store? Fine. It's yours now." Bonus Scene Eventually, Qi Nian's name begins appearing everywhere. At a woman's blind date: "Searching for the perfect live-in husband!" At a business mogul's product launch: "I only feel at ease if Qi Nian is here." From the founder of the entertainment industry's top paparazzi agency: "Without Qi Nian, I wouldn't be where I am today!" Qi Nian—socially anxious to the core— "I really wanted to keep a low profile... but my abilities just won't let me." (Sheds tears.) #blnovel #blnovel #bl anime#comic#romance manhwa#romance anime#romantic manhwa #love story #manga#AnimeStory#MangaFiction #DramaticStorytime#VoiceOverStory#BLfiction#BLwebnovel#BLstory#BLfanfiction#Danmei#ChineseBL#TranslatedBL