Cell Survivor: TIER LIST of Best Weapons and Skills, and Best Loadout/Build!

We go over the best skills in Cell Survivor, and we rank them! This includes hyperostosis, the defibrillator, spinning daggers, acupuncture needles, roulette, gout, tadpole, snot dragon, large scalpel, laser scalpel, magic book, cotton swab, massage stick, satellite storm, satellite array, mosquito swatter, nitrogen machine, and more!  Update for Gout: The randomly generated tornadoes do good damage over time but are so awful at targeting that it almost doesn’t matter because they can’t be specifically targeted and often go spinning off over open space. I find this one mostly useless. Slightly better than the defibrillator. C-tier. Satellite Storm: Generates thunder clouds that target treasure chests with continuous damage. Damage is a bit low but they can be a good help with early chests especially. B+ tier. Band-Aid: Similar to the Satellite Storm, except it doesn’t specifically target treasure chests, just segments of the virus with continuing damage. Slightly higher damage than Satellite Storm. B+ tier. Mosquito Swatter: Randomly targets and slaps viruses for singular damage. Very very long cooldowns. Mostly useless to me. C-minus tier.