malware ain't what it used to be

Your PC is now Stoned! // follow me on social media   / nimk_txt     / nimkle     / nimkle     / nimkle   // check out the malware museum on the internet archive for cleaned DOS viruses https://archive.org/details/malwaremu... // join neeks, the discord by nerds and geeks, for nerds and geeks   / discord   // music used Surasshu - Eek! -    • The Penis (Eek!)   Jeroen Tel x Wire - Tintin on the Moon (XM Cover) -    • CHIPTUNE - Wire - tintin on the moon.xm - ...   Radix - Superchip -    • Video   George Stone - Canyon.MID -    • canyon.mid - Music file from Classic Windo...   Rhythm Heaven DS OST - OK -    • OK Theme - Rhythm Heaven   Søren Lund - Turrican 3, World 1-2 -    • Turrican 3 C64 - World 1-2   // videos used danooct1 - Virus.DOS.Michelangelo (25 years later) -    • Virus.DOS.Michelangelo (25 years later)   danooct1 - Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot -    • Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot   danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Happy2018 (Happy new year 2018!) -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Happy2018 (Happy new year...   danooct1 - Virus.MSWord.Color (Win16) -    • Virus.MSWord.Color (Win16)   danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Parrot -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Parrot   danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Magold -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Magold   danooct1 - Virus.Win9x.CIH/Chernobyl Destroying a Physical Computer -    • Virus.Win9x.CIH/Chernobyl Destroying a Phy...   danooct1 - Worm.Win32.Nople -    • Worm.Win32.Nople   danooct1 - Virus.Win32.Rigel -    • Virus.Win32.Rigel   danooct1 - Virus.MSWord.Wallpaper -    • Virus.MSWord.Wallpaper   danooct1 - Email-Worm.Win32.Magistr (Thanks for 100,000 subscribers!!!) -    • Email-Worm.Win32.Magistr (Thanks for 100,0...   danooct1 - Trojan.Ransom.WannaCrypt (WannaCrypt0r 2.0/WannaCry, NHS Ransomware) -    • Trojan.Ransom.WannaCrypt (WanaCrypt0r 2.0/...   Enderman - Solaris.exe -    • Solaris.exe   danooct1 - Viewer-Made Malware 10 - Zika (Win32) -    • Viewer-Made Malware 10 - Zika (Win32)   danooct1 - Trojan.Ransom.Rensenware -    • Trojan.Ransom.Rensenware   Enderman - Sulfoxide.exe -    • Sulfoxide.exe   // timestamps (00:00) intro (01:18) all malware are not created equal (03:04) disc-operated screwery (06:58) windows into the future (13:00) the "wow" stops now (15:04) return to form (19:28) outro