A Trucker and His Killer Dog

We met Peter the trucker and Athena the dog outside of our hotel in Chicago. When Peter told us about being held at gunpoint after allegedly stealing an 18-wheeler, we became fast friends. A couple weeks later, we met up with him again on the road as he picked up a load of hand sanitizer in Georgia and delivered it safely in New Jersey. Peter has a great soul, and Athena is not racist and will attack people of all colors and creeds, including secular Jewish guys who make funny YouTube documentaries. Free Palestine.