The Binaural Zombie [ASMR]

Why stop at using a pair of ears to simulate binaural recording? In this video I employ a semi-sentient zombie to model the entire head shape, bone structure, and brain density of a human similar to yourself ... but that's not all! Introducing the new, soon to be patented, Neuronic SubSonic Transposer - a device that allows our subject's very brain waves to be translated into sub-audible information your brain just might interpret actually being touched. I'm very excited, as is my subject. His name is Claude. Jump to the ASMRing!:    • The Binaural Zombie [ASMR]   Become a Patron!:   / phoeniciansailor   Join me on Facebook where I use hyperbole a lot: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?... Trigger Timings: Facial Manipulation: 19:20 - 23:50 Ear Cupping: 23:55 - 28:40 Crinkling: 29:08 - 31:50 Ear Brushing: 32:20 - 34:58 Pocket Watch: 35:09 - 37:05 Chaining: 37:10 - 39:00 More Cupping: 39:30 - 40:20 Ear Cleaning: 40:24 - 42:51 Zip Ties: 43:01 - 46:48 Claude Whispers: 47:29 - 53:22 Needlecapping: 54:00 - 54:57 Telescoping (Clicking, Capping): 57:02 - 1:00:45 MORE CUPPING: 1:01:36 - 1:03:37 Velcro Balls: 1:05:23 - 1:07:30 Beard Scratching with Nitrile Gloves: 1:07:30 - 1:10:14