We Gave Canada's Wonderland Foods a Maple Score (The Results Are Wild)

We ate everything Canadian at Canada's Wonderland — and gave every single item a Maple Score. Some results were obvious. Most of them weren't. In This Video: 0:00 Introduction 0:18 The Scoring System 0:59 Caesar 2:28 Beef Sliders (King's Feast) 4:31 Manchu Wok 5:45 Ketchup Chips 6:31 Pizza Pizza 8:28 Tiny Tom Donuts 9:59 Halifax Donair 11:17 BeaverTail 12:02 Rockets 12:17 All Dressed Chips 12:37 Tim Hortons 14:15 Poutine (Après Poutinerie) 15:14 Final Rankings We built a three-part scoring system: Maple Score (how Canadian is it, actually?), Park Tax (is the price defensible inside a theme park?), and Loop Score (would we get it again?). Then we went through twelve items: Caesar, Beef Sliders with KD cheese sauce, Manchu Wok, Ketchup Chips, Pizza Pizza, Tiny Tom Donuts, Halifax Donair, BeaverTail, Rockets, All Dressed Chips, Tim Hortons, and Poutine at Après Poutinerie. Some of the most Canadian items on paper had the worst Loop Scores. The Caesar — $14.99, Maple Score 8.3, Loop Score 1. One item scored a perfect 10 on the Maple Score and a 9.2 from Loop. And the Halifax Donair might be the most interesting result in the whole video. If you're a Canada's Wonderland passholder figuring out where to spend your money, a first-timer planning your visit, or just someone who wants proof that poutine belongs at a theme park — this one's for you. 🎢 Canada's Wonderland 2026 season is live. 📍 All locations featured are inside the park.