The Potion Seller's Retirement
Forty years of "My strongest potions? YOU? Come back when you've seen a REAL fight." And what the closing sale revealed: the "weak" potions he pushed on every cocky newcomer had extra healing in them. Off the books. His coin. "Weak potion" was Grenn for "come home alive, you idiot. You're not ready. But you will be. I'll wait." Check your old empties. The weak ones have a G scratched under the base. The whole town is a mess today. ๐ต "The Potion Seller's Retirement" โ an original D&D farewell waltz for the NPC everyone took for granted ๐งช BOTH SHELVES WERE THE STRONG SHELF. โ everyone who found the G ๐ต Music: Suno AI ๐จ Visuals: Midjourney โ๏ธ Lyrics & Production: Claude #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #PotionSeller #TTRPGmusic #EmotionalMusic #FolkWaltz #DnDmusic #TabletopRPG #NPC #Retirement

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