Private Practice 5x20 scene: In which Sam is an asshat and I hate his existence

youfuckingfucker.wmv HERE, ASHLEY. ENJOY THE HATE THAT IS ABOUT TO RISE UP FROM THE PIT OF YOUR SOUL AND MAKE YOU WANT TO PULL OUT YOUR OWN SPINAL CORD JUST SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SLAP HIM WITH. Okay, so first, she didn't ask you. She never would have asked you. She would have suited him up and rocked out a surgery with a scalpel in one hand and Henry in the other before she would ever ask you to watch him. And really? Telling Henry about how Addison makes you do shit you don't want to..."That bitch. Just HAD to have a kid. I mean, why do you even exist?" is basically what I get from that. God help me if you have any place in raising this kid with your solid advice. And then you barely paid attention to him. And couldn't even let Addison know how he was doing. YOU OFFERED, you dumb fucking fucker. And then you bitched to Pete and lied and I just can't even. I've never wanted a fictional character to die this much before. Slow and painful, please!