Physics vs. my sanity - Exanima 1 (2026) - Hypertexthero

Playing Exanima for the first time in 2026! Novice practice! ⚔️ https://hypertexthero.com/exanima ✨ Hypertexthero’s no hero but plays one online, improvising music in real and virtual worlds. 00:00 No clothes, no weapons! 01:14 First hit 01:53 Give me your shirt, pants, and flip-flops 02:53 First injury :0 03:07 First victory!!! 04:17 Inventory system 05:54 Dual-wielding 06:10 Interface system 07:05 Environment physics 08:39 View change with middle mouse 09:43 Big dude 10:43 First death & ♫ music improv 12:27 Maybe hair was the problem 13:25 2nd novice practice run 14:41 Big dude, big SCYTHE 15:37 Victory vs big dude ♫ music improv 18:30 In-game JOURNAL entries 19:34 Thug with a club 20:25 Morning star spiked mace 21:18 Dinner party diversion 21:45 Hammerite with maul sledgehammer! 22:48 Clothes & armor stack 24:07 Lass with axe & shield 26:29 Dude with longsword 27:03 Parrying melee sounds 28:12 Paladin with shield and sword 29:13 Chainmail strike sounds 30:54 Halberd tallman ♫ music improv interlude 33:34 Roguelite progression in practice area 34:41 Thug takes one to chin 37:10 Is the Amulet of Yendor worth this violence? 37:53 Looks ridiculous but so realistic that it’s scary 39:02 Hard to get a hit…oh 41:01 Vanquished by tallman again ♫ music improv dark blues & break 48:07 End of flying toasters break, forgot flying toasters on (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 51:10 Step into weapon swing for more power 53:20 Hammerite reminds to finish https://hypertexthero.com/thief 55:01 Victory over axe lass ♫ music improv interlude 57:45 Cannot pass the tall gentleman ♫ music improv interlude 59:14 Long axe 59:48 Bless you long axe 01:00:54 Maybe he only drinks ginger ales 01:03:10 Shoulder hit 01:04:12 Big two-handed longsword 01:05:40 Steven Segal go back to making your C-movies 01:07:28 FLYING TOASTERS OFF! ┬─┬ノ( ゜-゜ノ) 01:12:20 Nemesis strikes again 01:22:42 Heart on floor? 01:29:07 Wait for right moment 01:29:38 Go watch your News of the Fox hatred machine, Paladin! 01:31:43 Can I finally beat Tallman? To be continued…