JMS Riffs: Fargo Crowd Asked Me Anything (Bad Idea)

I asked a Fargo crowd to write down their weirdest questions and suggestions — anonymously, so no excuses — then read them out loud and went off. This is JMS Riffs: unfiltered comedy built entirely from audience submissions. This episode covers why healthy food tastes like punishment, finding out you're 7% Scandinavian and suddenly becoming a Viking historian, the actual mechanics of scissoring, and what the porn industry doesn't get enough credit for. No script. No filter. Just questions the crowd wasn't brave enough to ask out loud. 🎤 New JMS Riffs episodes regularly — subscribe and submit your questions next time I'm in your city. 🎟️ Subscribe to https://punchup.live/jms/follow to request me near you and receive early access to tickets! (And to footage from my riff sessions!) 👉 jmscomedy.com | Join the League of Extraordinary Idiots #StandUpComedy #CrowdWork #JMSRiffs #AudienceSuggestions Chapters: 0:00 Intro — reading audience suggestions 0:22 Why healthy food tastes like punishment 2:33 Crowd check-in 3:18 Crowd work detour 3:49 Finding out I'm Scandinavian 6:51 DNA test results: 7% Viking 7:52 Scissoring, explained 9:04 What porn stars don't get credit for 9:29 The DoorDash tangent 10:27 Outro — thank you, Fargo 👇🏼Watch my latest full length hour special "Hi Y'all!" now!    • Jessica Michelle Singleton | Hi Y'all! | F...   Subscribe to me on https://PUNCHUP.live/jms to request me in your city and be the first to be notified when I'm performing live near you. PLUS discover other comedians you'll love! Join the Idiots! facebook group here:   / 176597036260227   Hey Idiots! is a comedy podcast hosted by world touring stand up comedian Jessica Michelle Singleton. Subscribe wherever you get podcasts by clicking "Listen On" at this link: https://redcircle.com/shows/97a2832d-... Follow me on social media at these links:   / jmscomedy     / jmscomedy   https://www.tiktok.com/@jmscomedy?lan... #comedy #standup #funny Get $25 to discover new restaurants near you on InKind: https://app.inkind.com/refer/RZUSAET9 20% off CREATE Creatine gummies: http://trycreate.co/JMS Get a big special discount to try Grüns multi-vitamin gummies: http://snwbl.io/gruns/JESSICAMIC60777 (Granny Smith Apple is my personal fav) Get 55% off HeyShape shape wear & bodysuits: https://getheyshape.com/JESSICAMIC68670