会被遣返吗？惹了警察，千万别像我一样犯傻，真的会有生命危险！如果你有机会撞警车，我有一点经验可以参考

💛 Feel free to leave a comment below! If you found this video helpful, please subscribe to Lao Wang's channel, thank you!    / @阴阳老王   "Oh my god! I crashed a police car!" You never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident. As a new immigrant to Houston with a green card, elderly parents, young children, and a mortgage, my biggest fear is getting into trouble. And just a few days ago, I not only got into trouble, but I got into a big one—I rear-ended a Texas police car! The moment I was asked to pull over, my mind went blank. I even mentally rehearsed the scenario of being deported and losing my family. But when I opened the car door, wanting to quickly get out and apologize, the burly Texas police officer opposite me was so frightened that he immediately put his hand on his holster… Who scared whom? In this video, Lao Wang uses a harrowing "personal car crash test" to summarize a 【Life-Saving Guide for Chinese Americans Encountering Police】: 1️⃣ After being pulled over by the police, can you get out of the car immediately? 2️⃣ If you damage a police car (public property), can you settle it privately through insurance or pay out of pocket? 3️⃣ What is the real attitude of the rumored "tough and gun-wielding" Texas police? Better safe than sorry when you're overseas. Hopefully, Lao Wang's harrowing experience can help you avoid this pitfall. Of course, if you ever have the chance to crash into a police car, hopefully this video can offer you some small tips (just kidding, don't try it!). Have you ever had any bizarre experiences dealing with the police in the US? ==================================== 📜 Video Chapters (Timestamps): [00:00] Old Wang's Inner Monologue: After Hitting a Police Car, His Imaginary "Deportation Farewell Drama" [01:21] Thrilling Replay: My Mind Goes Blank, I Pull Over and My License Is Taken Away [04:20] A Twist of Fate: The Police Supervisor Arrives and Starts to Calm Me Down [06:20] Calculating the Insurance Claim: I Dent the Trunk of the Police Car, Can I Settle It Privately Without Using Insurance? [09:08] High-Energy Warning: Why Was the Police So Aggressive? Because I Did Something "Deadly"! [10:41] The awkwardness of mutual harm: I was terrified by the police, and the police were so scared of me that they reached for their holsters. [14:15] A showcase of Texas local customs: I was getting scolded when an Audi came up behind me and crashed into the police car? [15:10] Key takeaways: If you get pulled over by the police, remember these three survival principles! ==================================== ✔️ Keywords: US police, Pull over, Texas police, Houston life, Chinese new immigrants, traffic accident claims, US car insurance, US green card, ICE deportation, Yin Yang Lao Wang (a derogatory term for a man who engages in online slang), real life of overseas Chinese, middle-aged life, stand-up comedy, US law education, police car rear-end collision