INVITADO VEGANO

Tell me what you eat and I'll tell you if you're complicit in the extermination of the planet's fauna... I don't know if that's what the saying was, but there will be those who agree with the premise... others who don't, others who maybe, and others who will be sizing up for the new grill with a built-in blood enhancer... so that the meat tastes freshly hunted. In any case, be careful with the gatherings you attend, be careful with who you invite, be careful with the way you behave, be careful with the cow's eye some people are cooking right now... If that last bit seems cruel to you, start by cursing Mr. Buñuel and his sadism of the Andalusian Dog, who, according to his own testimony, "just wanted to start off on a high note"... Cheers to more sensible times.