🎵The Nursing Home Near The Pub - Funny Irish Song

🍺 The Nursing Home Near the Pub — Chapel Street. Right beside O'Shea's. Whoever approved that planning permission changed a lot of lives. Margaret leads the charge most nights. There is a bottle under the bed. There are signals. There is a system that has been refined over months into something that runs with quiet military precision. The walkers go out the window first. Then the residents follow. The matron has tried everything. The matron is exhausted. Tuesday was the nurse on the late shift. She found them in the beer garden at quarter after eight. She assessed the situation. She pulled up a chair. This was the correct response and everyone knew it immediately. The staff are involved now. The escape has become a group arrangement. The matron is the only one still trying to maintain the original position and she is increasingly alone in this. The council got involved. Unsafe, they said. The residents held a formal protest. They stated their terms clearly. They are not moving until they are dead and possibly not even then depending on the arrangements. The council has not pushed further. Bingo in the morning. Whiskey at O'Shea's by nine. This is a good life. This is the life they earned. 🎶 Subscribe for Irish folk comedy that understands the best nursing home in Ireland has a very specific postcode requirement. Here's to Margaret, the bottle under the bed, the nurse who pulled up a chair, and whoever at the planning office put a nursing home next to a pub and started all of this. A true Irish hero. Sláinte! 🍻 #IrishPubSong #FunnyIrishSong #CelticFolkMusic #IrishDrinkingSong #IrishSatire #FolkComedy