I got a friend whose name is Bert

Here's a song that I wrote: I got a friend whose name is Bert, he wears a yellow shirt. I got a friend whose name is Bert, he wears a yellow shirt. Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my. Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my. Bert's yellow shirt is all full of dirt, but he still wears that shirt. Bert's yellow shirt is all full of dirt, but he still wears that shirt. Bert's got a hound that's big fat and round; he sleeps all day on the ground. Bert's got a hound that's big fat and round; he sleeps all day on the ground. Bert's got a beard as black as a bird, as big as a reindeer herd. Bert's got a beard as black as a bird, as big as a reindeer herd. Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my. Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my.