Stage 6-1 No Damage God Hand

"Honey, I'm home....time for the bathroom. Got me a good playboy mag as well." Gene walks into a sight that'll last him for 7 days and 7 nights. "Well, we got a little perv here~ Did you want to see me that badly?" "You're overestimating yourself. Also, I need to use the bathroom. Hurry up and dry yourself." "Relax, relax... I just got in the tub. I don't stay in here forever, you know. Was out spelunking and I found this little scroll. Can't use it so it's yours, Mr. GODHAND." "...What's the catch? There's no such thing as a gift when it's you." "You're getting smarter, that's good! All I need you to do is simple: free some slaves from the Masowitch, and we're even!" "Slave, huh? I can sympathize with them. I'm a slave and furniture to a horrible witch myself..." An axe is shown in view. "Would you like to repeat that? Oh, so you wanted to celebrate Pride Month for the entire year, and your entire life, hm~? Well, I'm not homophobic..." "I, uh...those guys will be saved by yours truly! GENE THE HERO, MOVING OUT!" Our hero makes a dashing escape. "Ah~ This bath feels nice." "Still...he's pretty cute when he gets all flustered like that." "Hm-hm-hm~ Sure wonder if the Golden Witch would approve of the little snip and cut..."