Patty Panic - World Record.

Those goddamned plankton didn’t stand a chance. Well, quarantine has given me a lot of extra time on my hands. I used the time to reflect on some of the things that made my childhood great, and lo and behold, I stumbled upon a game I used to play years ago. As an 8-9 year old, I could never quite do well on this game; I never scored more than 10,000 points in a single game and I couldn’t advance past Level 9. 11 years later (I’m 20 now), I began to play the game with increasing frequency during quarantine, and as God would have it, I became dramatically better at the game. Here’s one of my best games that I was lucky to screencap. While this isn’t even close to my personal all-time record (534,425 points, Level 89), I believe this is the best performance ever recorded and uploaded to YouTube. So with that being said, strap in your seatbelts and hang on for the ride. Sit back and enjoy the greatness.