He-Man Was Written by Cowards
Some have called it marvel humor, the idea of cutting from something serious or authentic or sincere in order to placate poorly landed humor, but the truth is there is more to it than that. What we are experiencing and what Masters of the Universe is overrun by is bathos, a writing device coined in 1727 that is deployed by writers, producers, and creatives who are either embarrassed by their source material or too afraid of sincerity to let a dramatic moment breathe without an escape hatch. Masters of the Universe is just the most recent case of this problem, but the plague on sincerity has been around for over a decade now. And I’m also happy to say that the cure has been available the whole time. • • • Try the Wizard's Hot Cocoa https://FakeWizard.com • • • Discover NEW Games from Indie Developers Visit https://FakePortal.com • • • Indie Game Shoutouts are provided solely for informational/editorial purposes and are not sponsored, endorsed, or otherwise paid for; Fake Portal is offered as a free resource. We have no affiliation or business relationship with the featured developers/publishers, and they have not requested, approved, or coordinated these mentions. • • • Get Connected: ⤿ Fake Wizard Reviews: / @fakewizards ⤿ Live Streams: / @fakewizardslive ⤿ Instagram: / reallifefakewizard ⤿ Twitter: https://x.com/RealLifeFakeWiz ⤿ See more from Fake Wiz: https://www.FakeWizard.com FAN MAIL: Real Life Fake Wizard 1003 Mulford Ct. P.O. Box 1602 Knightdale, NC 27545 #moviereview #movies #RealLifeFakeWizard

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