Actually Having Fun in Identity V?!

Leo Beckingham, the mid-west's most renowned sheriff comes face-to-face with Kevin Ayusoma, commonly known in the south as 'Bloody Jospeh.' The townsfolk of Darkerwoods scrambled, as the sheriff wasted no time in firing at the outlaw. He knew that with the power of plot armor and good looks, Kevin wouldn't go own easily. And he sure didn't. The firefight lasted all night, heh, one could even say Darkerwoods turned into Brighterwoods (fix the map Netease) with the unholy number of sparks and ashes the two created. Finally, after nearly hitting an innocent girl on a swing, Kevin knew he had to stop. Even professional outlaws have standards. After giving an ultimatum to the people of Darkwerwoods atop a lonesome collection of logs, 'Bloody Joseph' laid his Calwell 9 New Army pistol to the floor, marking the end of his terrific record. Or so the people thought. After placing him in handcuffs, sheriff Beckingham led Kevin outside the town, to the gallows. None but the sheriff himself knew how the only thing that snapped that early morning was a metal chain. Why? Because why the bloody heck not?