Frozen's Trolls GROOMED Kristoff (and Bulda Proves It)

Support this channel to help me continue this journey!:    / @poggy   📺 Subscribe:    / @poggy   On the same night Grand Pabbie wiped Anna's memory, Bulda told 8-year-old Kristoff "I'm gonna keep you" — and over the next thirteen years, the trolls engineered every step of the marriage Disney is now teasing for Frozen 3. This is the receipt-by-receipt case that Arendelle's happy ending is the longest con in Disney canon, and Kristoff is both witness and victim. If Frozen 3's "Snowflower Festival" wedding is real, the trolls are about to win. Intro | 0:00 Part 1 - TWO ACQUISITIONS, ONE MINUTE | 2:04 Part 2 - THE LINE LEE WROTE | 7:49 Part 3 - OUR KRISTOFF | 12:33 Part 4 - QUEEN'S ORDERS| 20:49