Craig Bartlett does Dino Spumoni's Greatest Hit

Follow Jim Lang on twitter @jimlangmusic SMASHED Lyrics! Darling you left my heart In pieces on the floor, So tell me why shouldn’t I Break some things of yours? I’ll smash your lamp, the antique chair, That stupid thing you always wear, I’ll smash a vase, the radio, those little teacups from Limoges, I’ll break your dishes one by one, Three table legs, and then when I’m done, I’ll crush your couch, the garden gnome, That ugly hat you bought in Rome, Each little tchotchke on your shelf, I’ll destroy all by myself, Your fishbowl, your fern, your globe, The clothes in your chiffarobe I’ll be your wrecking crew, but don’t worry, I wont dismantle you! Baby I’ll cop a plea, So don’t be afraid of me! I’ll do my time up in the pen, Until they set me free, and then… Just ‘cause it’s you that I adore, I’ll smash the things I missed before! I made a list, I’m checkin it twice, I’ll put your domicile on ice! Your wacky paintings on the walls, darling, POW! I’ll smash ‘em all! Lover, it’s just a game, Cupid can take the blame I’ll take the place apart but don’t worry I wont smash your heart!