Imnul Parlamentului: Care diplomă, măi frate? (Pamflet AI)

What happens when politicians are asked about their studies? 🤔 They all "honestly" admit that they have degrees from the most prestigious institutions. But the truth is completely different... 🎤 Listen to the coolest musical pamphlet generated with Artificial Intelligence about the "degree fever" in the Romanian Parliament! If you're tired of "cosmetic" CVs and suspicious doctorates, SHARE it so the whole country can hear! 🇷🇴 LYRICS: It's not time to plow, It's time to... "study"! Because in our Parliament, A document doesn't matter! A deputy wakes up, With unfinished high school. He puts his hand to the pen And makes a new CV! He writes there, right away, That he's had a school life. Two faculties in the summer, To the amazement of the whole country! Master's degrees in the evening, When he drinks beer at the bar! [Chorus]: What diploma, brother? Because they forged it! One is a doctor of nothing, Another didn't read a bit! We are led by illiterate people, And the boys laugh in our faces! The diploma is on the bearer, But in their heads it's empty! [Verse 2]: Ciolacu's diploma The poor guy is still looking for it! The press once asked him: "Where is the diploma? Is it at home?" He said: "I'll give it to you right away, I have it well sealed! Tomorrow I'll take it out of the drawer, To show you that I was a schoolboy!" A month passed, a year passed, The big man didn't find it! Did the mouse gnaw on it, Did the piglet peck at it? [Chorus] [Verse 3]: A minister, at Defense, Mr. Moșteanu, a high position. His CV was solid, Many studies, even etiquette. When they took him to the police station, His studies kind of flew by! It was obvious that he was a mess, His vaunted school. And he left a little sullen, Because he was caught red-handed. He left the army, With his honor wrinkled. [Chorus] [Verse 4]: But look at the great miracle, What Pintea has in his files! This is a genius, my neighbor, He's not like everyone else! Because at twelve years old, my cousin, He starts high school in silence. And in his CV, he wrote with pride, A "Matrimonial Academy"! Is it a school for getting married, Or maybe just for kissing? He's a doctor in "fine magic", With a diploma of a dozen. [Final interlude]: Don't ask them for papers anymore, Because they only tell us nonsense! Long live Romania, And let the trickery perish! [Final Chorus] ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This video is a pamphlet and should be treated as such. The content is generated using Artificial Intelligence (AI). Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental (or purely satirical). The images and voices are digitally synthesized. The purpose is solely for entertainment and political satire. #pamphlet #parliament #romania #music #PoliticalSatire #elections2025 #Humor #AI