MORTIFICATION
In which John ventures outside to discuss heck takers, hectares, Bill Gates, the foreign minister of Ethiopia, signing books for a crowd of two, and his many mortifications. Thanks to Alan for the fields of my expertise illustration: / fallofautumndistro

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People Really Don't Like the Way Jesus Actually Looked

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The Internet Is Dead…And Nobody Cares

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The Real Reason European Cars Can't Compete

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America's Most TOXIC Site Could Be Worse Than CHERNOBYL

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A Middle Aged Man

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Why I Didn't Buy TED

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Here's Why the Tesla Cybertruck is the Biggest POS Ever Made

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When Animals Surprise Photographers in the Sweetest Way! 😍

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American Reacts to "Why the World Thinks Americans Are Brainwashed"

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If This Dam Fails, It Pollutes Half of Europe.

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My Religion

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Why is Everyone So Wrong About AI Water Use??

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Monty Python Communist Quiz sketch

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Casually Explained: Our Tech Overlords

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Europe Ruined the American Dream For Me

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Your 1-Sentence Guide to EVERY TEAM in the 2026 World Cup

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Better Things are Coming

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The Naughty Professor: Hank and John at the Beach - REUNION!

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I planted 160.000 trees on my Portugal Homestead

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