PKA 771: Captured By The Rapture

Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! https://gorillamind.com/products/lock... Go to https://painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch! Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue! Support PKA on Patreon:   / pka   PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - Josh Wolf joining later 0:00:15 - The 2025 rapture predicted by doomsday preppers didn’t happen, hooray! 0:02:50 - The correct way to interpret the bible & the WORST Christian movies of all time 0:09:23 - If the Thanos snap was real, just how catastrophic would it REALLY be? 0:13:39 - Could the PKA guys land a passenger plane solo if their lives were on the line? 0:23:59 - Why airhostesses are so down bad & PKA’s worst turbulence experiences 0:32:39 - Mr Nobody, Mr Inbetween & who wins in a ‘mob vs motorbike gang’ mashup 0:45:45 - Robert De Niro, Tom Cruise and Hollywood’s ‘height distortion’ dilemma 0:48:41 - Morgue mishaps, The Autopsy of Jane Doe & RIP Philip Seymor Hoffman 0:52:54 - Shaft extenders, Hitachi wands & intimate massagers: PKA talks all things adult toys 0:56:40 - Movie talk: BASEketball, Dumb and Dumber, Blank Cheque, Baby’s Day Out & more 1:02:24 - PKA talks kids books: Goosebumps litigation, Box Cart Children & awful Animorphs 1:09:38 - The magical, and hilariously stereotypical wizarding world of Harry Potter 1:11:33 - Trump’s incompetent administration, Pete Hegseth, Venezuela & invading Iran 1:21:49 - Trump’s bizarre lies, insane social media posts & awful pronunciations 1:32:35 - Broken escalators & faulty teleprompters: Trump’s unfortunate UN incidents 1:35:57 - PKA reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s un-cancelling & the funeral of Charlie Kirk 1:43:41 - Josh Wolf joins the show but his internet/audio is poor and so he sadly leaves early 1:51:15 - PKA Halloween costume ideas & how soon is too soon to decorate for Christmas? 1:55:13 - PKA food talK: Kyle’s fried Thanksgiving turkey, potato palooza & the Earl of Sandwich 2:01:04 - Kyle’s new favorite adult subreddit & why some male doctors choose to be OBGYNs 2:10:40 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, PKA merch & Blue 2:14:12 - Conor McGregor’s lavish yacht lifestyle, Lamborghini tractors & more 2:23:29 - The California solar farm turned lethal laser ray & when water cannons get chaotic 2:29:28 - Lockers, phone bans & when teachers use fart spray: PKA talks high school hijinx 2:34:31 - The controversial Saudi comedy festival, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman’s explicit scenes 2:43:42 - Gaming talk: Codenames, Company of Heroes, Woody’s Elden Ring difficulty dilemma 2:55:04 - NASA’s delayed 2025 lunar mission; are we EVER going to go back to the moon? 3:01:46 - Trump’s dreadful interior decorating & why Russia/Ukraine is IRL Lord of the Rings 3:12:25 - Trump’s Ukrainian U-turn & why America is all of the sudden bailing out Argentina 3:15:29 - Israel’s ridiculous artillery strikes, America’s Venezuelan invasion & ‘General’ Trump 3:25:34 - Movie talk: Moon (2009), American Beauty & Blue Lagoon’s creepy plotline 3:30:04 - The countries with the most ‘kissing cousins’ & Kyle’s visit to ugly West Virginia 3:36:54 - American Jesus, magic hats & Indian conspiracies: The dark secrets of Mormonism 3:42:42 - Catholicism’s quirkiest qualities & why modern religion are much like Lord of the Rings 3:50:38 - Egyptian vs Hindu deities, Sikh daggers & PKA’s Christian summer camp experiences 4:02:14 - David and Goliath, child-eating bears and more of the Bible’s most unbelievable tales 4:04:20 - TV show talk: Star Trek, The Boys, Gen V & why Peacemaker is awesome 4:10:43 - The guys call it a show