Circle Square - Horoscopes

AJ has gotten mixed up with the evil that is the newspaper horoscope column. Luckily, Dirk once knew someone who looked exactly like AJ and had that same problem. He relates the tale of his friend who allowed horoscopes to rule his life to the point where he was shirking responsibilities and shunning everyone born under the sign of Capricorn. Finally the neighborhood shopkeeper tells him how much God is disgusted with astrology and takes him behind the scenes to spy on the man who writes the advice in the horoscope column.