David Walliams x Simon Cowell = Crazy in Love

David Walliams is crazy in love with Simon Cowell. Fight me...! Okay you know what for the love of God I have finally at last completely lost my mind... time to go down with these ships... yes please. Seriously though, David Walliams has feelings for Simon Cowell. And it turns me into a happy giggly mess. I'm also extremely embarrassed. However, if you are disturbed by this then darn it don't watch it! This is just some innocent enjoyment for the shippers like me out there, that's all. :) Their hawt bromance makes us happyyy! ^.^ Proof that David has feelings for Simon: He said so himself! David to interviewer: "Simon is so charismatic, you can't help but having a bit of a crush on him." (Simon to David): "You're in love with me aren't you? " David: "A little bit yeah, that's not a bad thing is it?" Simon: "It's not great." David proposed to Simon on national television, then kissed him. David laid himself on top of Simon when Simon laid down at the judge table during the NTA awards; making even the camera man hurrying to make it small screen then turning it off. David is always flirting with Simon and has basically been courting him for around 8 years now. David talked obsessively about Simon even to his own wife, stating that she got sick of him always talking about Simon. They divorced in 2015, David has been single ever since. When Simon said "My David" for the first time to David, David then later sat on Simon's lap and actually shocked Simon by getting a legitimate boner... he literally got turned on, and after Simon pushed him away he claimed: "I have trouble walking now." To which Simon replied: "He's not kidding..." During a Final, David was asked to choose someone from his life that he has a connection with. He said Simon. But before revealing it was Simon, he asked if he could envision the person naked. David tattoed his own and Simon's face on his buttocks with the words "Forever in Love" underneath. David has mentioned that he is pansexual, and so that pluss all of this and more basically makes this ship CANON. IF SOMEHOW DAVID OR SIMON READS THIS I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE AND SAY I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BAD BY MAKING THIS VIDEO, THIS IS JUST INNOCENT FUN, WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT TOGETHER. THIS IS ALL JUST FOR GIGGLES! :)