Two Valheim Masters Try to Keep One Noob Alive

We told him Valheim was a cozy, relaxing crafting game... We lied. My buddies and I have thousands of hours in deep strategy games and colony simulation management, so we thought starting a fresh, modded Valheim server would be a walk in the park. We had a great checklist: explore the Black Forest, find copper nodes, set up a permanent home base, and track down the terrifying custom snake boss, Asmodeus....The only problem? We invited our brand new friend who has zero survival skills and treats structural integrity physics like a total joke. Can two veteran masters actually train a beginner? or die alongside him until Day 20? Sit back, grab a coffee, and welcome to our cozy chaos.