All of the Prime Ministers of the UK in the form of a song

Literally just all of the Prime Ministers of the UK as of January 2022 but in the form of a song. Lyrics included! Historical facts may have been twisted and simplified for reasons of rhyming. Also got William Cavendish-Bentinck's name wrong (somehow managed to squeeze an extra syllable in!) As someone who studied English and creative writing instead of history and politics, I know where my priorities lie. Lyrics by myself. Music faffing by Alex Wilson-Razzell. Sung (badly) by the both of us. Lyrics: The office at 10 downing street For centuries has been the seat Of people rich and sinister Great Britain’s Prime Ministers (The) Man who first began the role Was our own Robert Walpole Worked the job for twenty years then Spencer Compton took the lead Henry Pelham Had to fight the Jacobites Thomas Pelham- Holles was next but not too bright Two years later France and Britain do declare (the) Seven Years’ War Then Cavendish in the chair John Stuart was the first Tory Grenville upset colonies Watson-Wentworth’s one year bender Soon followed by Pitt the elder August FitzRoy would commit Just two short years before he quit Boston Harbour filled with tea Under Lord North’s authority Watson-Wentworth Back in 1782 Helped the poor but Three months in he died of flu William Petty Tried for peace but caused a stink Soon replaced by Will Cavendish-Bentinck It’s Pitt the younger on the scene Henry Addington was keen Grenville passed the Slave Trade Act Then Spencer Perc’val after that His leadership did not go well Assassinated 1812 Next was Robert Jenkinson George Canning then Robinson Arthur Well’sley Infamously combative Earl Charles Grey then William Lamb’s term was short-lived Sir Robert Peel Britain’s first Conservative Lord John Russell had Dickens Dedicate a book to Him and Edward Smith-- Stanley had three sp’rate terms George Hamilton-Gordon was Lord Byron’s own cousin Henry Temple first Lib’ral leader Benjamin Disraeli next Queen Victoria was impressed William Ewart Gladstone’s fine Elected in four separate times It’s Robert Gascoyne-Cecil’s turn A frail man who loved to learn Archie Primrose had a horse That won the Derby racing course Arthur Balfour Henry Campbell-Bannerman H H Asquith Brings us into world war one David Lloyd George Final liberal in the post Bonar Law next Resigned when he lost his voice Stanley Baldwin up to plate Told Edward Eight to abdicate R MacDonald, socialist First labour leader on our list The next PM at Downing Street Wanted peace and went to meet Adolph Hitler who said ‘nein’ So Neville Chamberlain resigned Winston Churchill Led to World War Two success Clement Atlee Helped to launch the NHS Anthony E- -den has a disastrous run Then Macmillan Fixed his messes one-by-one Sir Alec Douglas-Home’s dull Labour resumes control Harold Wilson took a stink bomb to the eye then Ted Heath had worker problems Tried and failed to solve them Then Callaghan’s term of Discontent Iron Lady, Maggie Thatcher Falkland Isles and milk snatcher Made a lot of miners frown By closing all their coal pits down John Major’s amendment act Introduced the council tax Tony Blair On the racks Aggravations in Iraq 9/11 7/7 Blair faces Rebellion When Blair resigned, Gordon Brown Tried to turn the war round Pulled out British troops And signed the climate change act Dave Cameron had Brexit So he made his exit For Theresa May the dancing queen In 10 Downing Street now the Man with all the power Boris Johnson is Hiding from a pandemic But No one lasts forever Somewhere his successor Will take his place-a whoever…(current nutter, in the gutter) wherever… (unless he earns, another term) Who be comes the next prime mins’ter In the Palace of Westminster That depends on who you next vote in Could it be you? You can also find me on... Instagram:   / ramblerazz   Goodreads:   / ramblerazz   Patreon:   / ramblerazz   Alex Wilson-Razzell:    / @alexwr