AI is stealing Moon's job! (Google Translate reads the Rain World pearls)

This has been through several drafts and is still kind of messy, but I hope you can enjoy the humor brought to us by Google Translate. Light blue pearl: 1:12 Bright blue pearl: 2:45 Bright green pearl: 4:00 Viridian pearl: 5:47 Bright purple pearl: 7:41 Bright magenta pearl: 9:29 Music: Sub Sub Sub (0:00), Orange Lizard (2:45), Noisy (5:47) Polybius (10:04), Rooftops (10:53) #rainworld #rainworlddownpour