MAWAAN - Never Been Skiing (Official Video)
MERCH: http://mawaan.co.uk/ DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE: https://tinyurl.com/y9rmrdr3 Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/y7j44zjp Instagram: / mawaanr Twitter: / mawaanr Facebook: / mawaanr Tour Dates: http://mawaan.co.uk/ #NeverBeenSkiing #SkiingDanceChallenge LYRICS - “Never been skiing, cos it aint a holiday if you gotta do exercise, you get me?" VERSE 1: I heard it’s really expensive I heard you break your back I heard it’s really cold I heard your lips gets chapped I heard you slip and look like a dickhead I aint no dickhead I heard you have to sleep in a shallet What’s a shallet? Ain’t that a onion? CHORUS: Never been skiing Never been skiing Never been skiing Never been skiing VERSE 2: I heard you wear layers I heard you get sweaty I heard you wear funny trousers That give you wedgees You might be saying YOLO But I’ll be saying no bro I’ll live slow, I’ll die old Cos I don’t wanna break... My neck, my back, my crack Why would I risk my life like that? I got a mate, his name is Matt Went off piste and broke his back All the kings horses, all the kings men Couldn't put Matt together again Packed his bags, came right back, what a twat He didn’t even have insurance (CHORUS 2) BRIDGE: I rather stay at home cotching, watching Blue Planet I rather spend my money on a nice drug habit Why you spending so much just to fall on your knees? When you can sit on your banister and slide down for free Frostbites - why would I do that? Blue lips - why would I do that? Ice brows - why would I do that? Snow in my beard - I don't wanna do that All my rich white friends are like "Didn't you go as a kid?" And I'm like "No, skiing is a homogeneous experience with no socio-economic diversity" OUTRO: Why have I never been skiing? Cos people like me don't go skiing What's the point? Just be stranded up a mountain, surrounded by white And I ain't talking about the snow Never been skiing but I'm still looking frosty! My neck, my back, I ain't falling on my crack Started from the bottom and I'm staying like that I'd still rock these goggles to a rave Even though... I ain't... never been skiing Okay fine, I went once and I fucking loved it!

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