RB3: "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" Expert Vocals FC (DLC)

The other day I rambled about low phrase counts while looking at "History Repeats." This one has a pretty small total too. They do trend pretty long on average, but twelve phrases is still hilariously low for a non-interlude, non-instrumental, recognizable, standalone tune. It's really only once you play "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" on vocals that you realize just how much of a nothing song it is. Fun drum chart aside, this sucks.