Happy Nuptials! The Men Mourn Danny's Balls + The War on Janet Continues | The Valley | S3E16

Lara and Carey return to talk Lara’s upcoming international adventure, moving heaven and earth for the upgrade, Carey’s high altitude bathroom rituals, a harrowing new “Special Forces” cast featuring Brandi Glanville and George Santos, a history-making “Golden Life” update, and finally seeing The Rizzler as a national treasure. They also discuss the breaking news that Jax and husband Brittany’s longtime, Canada-based publicist are bumping purses. A reader recounts their debaucherous night in Toronto with Mr. Taylor himself. Back on The Valley, the crew reels from their disastrous vacation in Mexico; Nia (with Saerpent) prepares to leave for Miss USA where she is judged, forcing Danny to confront the unthinkable: caring for their children for a few days without her. Danny also readies himself for his overdue vasectomy procedure, as Jesse, Luke and Schwartz join him for a “Balls Voyage” drink sesh out in the Santa Clarita Horror; Jesse and Luke question Janet’s timing for her S/A reveal. Meanwhile, Jasmine tries on wedding dresses for her sweet mother, Brittany and Zack recount Jasmine’s long and arduous romantic path to finding Melissa; and Zack accompanies Danny for the Big Snip. Lala celebrates seven years of sobriety, where Janet and Doute have it out at the dinner table; Lala grapples with putting her longtime dog down. Doute settles back into Los Angeles serenity, confronting Luke once again about his own wedding bombshell. Then the crew descends on a Hollywood rooftop where Britt’s engagement party for Jasmine and Melissa commences: Janet unsuccessfully tries to thaw the ice between her and Jesse, Brittany sweats in her heels, and Jasmine and Melissa look ahead to their dream Jersey nuptials. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:10 Praying for an Upgrade, Bracing for Coach... 00:11:39 Cruise Ships/Floating Death Traps of the Sea 00:15:26 Special Forces Cast Breakdown 00:19:00 E! Resurgence? 00:21:47 KTLA Reporter Assaulted by Cockroach 00:27:34 The Rizzler Charms Up "Subway Takes" 00:38:56 The Valley S3E16 Recap #thevalley #vanderpumprules #bravo #bravotv #realitytv #reality #trending #losangeles #la #jaxtaylor #brittanycartwright #kristendoute #lalakent #peacock #comedy #recap #podcast #popculture #commentary #comedy #dannybooko #niasanchez #losangeles #jesselally #sfv #hollywood #dannybooko #niasanchez __________________________________________________________________________________________ Subscribe for new episodes out every Friday! Listen to Sexy Unique Podcast: Apple: https://apple.co/3WiiCLR Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3XFyXLQ Join the SUP Patreon for ad-free episodes AND weekly bonus episodes + video episodes:   / sexyuniquepodcast   More Lara! Instagram:   / larzmarie   More Carey! Instagram:   / ecareyo   TikTok:   / ecareyo   X: https://x.com/ecareyo?lang=en Follow SUP on TikTok:   / sexyuniquepodcast