Mariska Hargitay - Birthday Tribute

Well, someone had to do it. I mean, the song is just too perfect! Enjoy, and a very, very happy birthday to Mariska. :-) Happy Birthday to Audrey, too! Lyrics: when something creepy is going down on the internet when somewhere there's a boy that thinks that "no" means "yes" in real life or on the TV when someone sputters he didn't know she wasn't old enough or when a working girl gets roughed up we all know who's first on the scene CHORUS Mariska Hargitay your name is kinda fun to say your dad was Mr. Universe whoa-oh your mom was a babe and look what they made! Mariska Hargitay everybody's glad you came you tried out to be Monica on Friends but they turned you away look at you today! I know the world is better off with you this way there's someone creepy on the train opening his coat and is it murder if she chose to choke? yeah talk about a dirty job but when she's with the victims still her eyes can say "I understand" then turn around and say "I'll kick your ass" when she needs to let you know who's boss CHORUS in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered to be especially screwed up in New York City, the extremely foxy detective who deals with this nonsense is known as CHORUS Mariska please won't you slap some cuffs on me CHORUS