Jim Caruso - "One More Minute" from "The Swing Set," Club44 Records

One More Minute Written by Al Yankovic © Ear Booker Music (BMI)/Sony/ATV Melody (BMI) Jim Caruso Piano - Billy Stritch Bass - Steve Doyle Drums - Daniel Glass Steel Guitar - Scott Sanders Background Vocals - Billy Stritch, Wayne Haun Video - Bill Westmoreland Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind I erased (I erased) your name out (your name out) of my iPhone And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin' You ain’t gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you I guess I might sound kinda bitter (bitter, oo) You got me down in the dumps (down in the dumps) 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pump Oh honey, let me help you with your suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather jam a hundred zillion razor blades in my face Then spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than have to lie beside you once again I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again I'd rather jump naked in a huge pile of thumbtacks Stick my nostrils together with crazy glue I'd rather clean all the bathrooms In Grand Central Station with my tongue Then spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage With my bare hands and then throw it on the ground And stomp on it 'till I die Then spend one more minute with you Jim Caruso, Weird Al Yancovic, Jazz Album, The Swing Set, Comedy Song, Country Music, Birdland, Club44 Records, Cabaret, One More Minute #JimCaruso #AlYankovic #Comedy #ComedySong #NewMusic #JazzAlbum #DeluxeEdition #SwingSet