want half a mounds bar

Want half a Mounds bar? What? Who eats a Mounds bar? I do. My- my whole life I don't think I've ever seen a single person who eats a Mounds bar. Well, your about to see one now. So, you walk into the store, you see the hundreds of options for candy and you choose a Mounds bar? yeeeep. So what is it you like, the coconut the chocolate? Yeah, both those things. How long you've been eating them? I've probably been having a Mounds bar Two or Three times a day for the last 25 years. GEE!, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T WALK! YOU HAVE TOTAL RENAL SHUTDOWN! YOUR KIDNEYS ARE DROWNING IN A STEW OF CHOCOLATE AND COCONUT! GIVE ME THAT! throws out of the window plastic rustling noises What are you doing? #baldimods