Hilariously Bad Mark VII Aquajet 500 Car Wash - Phillips 66, Independence MO

I thought I had seen bad car washes before (   • Terrible Ryko Softgloss XS Car Wash - Suns...  ), but this one brings it to a whole new level. Unbelievably, my car was far dirtier AFTER this car wash than it was before it. There was just so much wrong here. The entrance blasters stopped working halfway into the bay, the wash only covered the front half of the car with presoak, and it wasted 2 cycles drizzling something on the passenger side of the car. Then, despite the fact I only got presoak on the front half of the car, it somehow managed to fail to rinse it all off. Once the leftover soap dried, the whole car looked like a mess. And of course, the dryers barely worked. Why would they? To add insult to injury, the dryer time was so stingy that it ran out halfway out of the bay (noticing a trend here?). This wash was an absolute embarrassment, but thankfully it made for a funny video :) Mark VII car washes can be great when maintained properly:    • Mark VII AquaJet GTO-700 Car Wash at Kirkw...   Follow me on: Facebook:   / theelevatorchannel   Twitter:   / theelevchannel   Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TheElevatorC... Official Website: http://www.theelevatorchannel.net