My Whale of an RV Set Me Free - Zenfire Trinity (Official Audio)

Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to the greatest circus that almost happened! The MAD Ringmaster's Lament is a fast-paced comedy circus swing that follows one spectacularly exasperated ringmaster as everything that can go wrong... does. The heat index soars, thunderstorms roll in at exactly the wrong moment, the popcorn goes stale, the ice cream melts into puddles, the audience stays home, and one by one the performers decide they've had enough of their ringmaster's spectacular lack of concern for their well-being. Filled with outrageous comic-book interjections, theatrical brass, carnival energy, and tongue-in-cheek humor, this musical circus disaster proves that sometimes the biggest act under the big top... is the chaos itself. So step right up, laugh at the calamity, and remember... Treat your performers well... or you might end up running the circus alone. Exaggerated sound effects and expressive interjections used in this song: SNORK, HARUMPH, HUMPH, HMPF, BLECCH, ACH, ACK, CRASH, BOOM, SNORT, PHOOEY, KER-SPLAT, WHOOPS, BANGITY-BANG, HOO BOY, YOWZA, GOOD GRIEF, PHEW, ICK, HUH, KERBLAM, KAZOWIE, KER-SPLASH, BONK, FLIBBERTY FLOP, PFUI, PFFFFT, KABOOM, KERPLUNK, KA-POW, HOLY COW, KABOOOOOOOOOOM, NAH!!, Imagine THAT! #comedy #circus #circusmusic #vaudeville #swing #bigband #novelty #musicaltheatre #ragtime #carnival #brassband #humor #satire #ringmaster #clown #theatrical #comic #funnymusic #bigtop #zenfiretrinity My Whale of an RV Set Me Free - Zenfire Trinity.mp4 Performed by: Zenfire Trinity Produced by: Rodney Alan Crater (AI-assisted) Lyrics: Rodney Alan Crater Music: Rodney Alan Crater (AI-assisted) Copyright 2026 Rodney Alan Crater 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 Lyrics 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 Intro Well... Started out in Seaside... Didn't know... Life was about to get weird... Verse 1 Parked my old RV one day Watching surfers catch the spray Sea otter floated up to me Said "Friend, come follow me." "Drive up toward the Highland shore Where the cliffs meet ocean roar If you're lucky you just might see Someone waiting out at sea." Verse 2 Reached the point near Monterey Morning fog gave way to day Ocean rolled as calm could be Then... A whale looked up... And smiled at me. Whale said... "Park that camper on top o me... Let's go!" Chorus My Whale of an RV Set Me Free Pulled my home across the sea Everybody waved goodbye Didn't even wonder why One big tail One happy crew World keeps getting stranger too Best vacation ever be My Whale of an RV Set Me Free Verse 3 — Japan Morning came... Mt. Fuji high Cherry blossoms filled the sky Squid on sticks beside the bay Couldn't stop... We had to stay Monkey Island made us grin Bridge we walked was swaying thin Cliff diving in mountain streams Better than my travel dreams Chorus My Whale of an RV Set Me Free... Verse 4 — Korea Next stop Seoul... Bright city lights K-pop dancing through the nights Everybody moving fast Wish those evenings always last Friendly folks with smiling eyes Street food underneath the skies Every corner music played Never wanted to leave that place Chorus My Whale of an RV Set Me Free... Verse 5 — Philippines Then Manila called our name Nothing there was quite the same Taxi driver smiled real wide Took the scenic... Seven-hour ride Kids were hustling every street Always light upon their feet Warm Cerveza Negra poured Best two dollars I could afford Music drifting through the night Neon glowing soft and bright Every corner had a tale Following behind our whale Bridge — India Then came India... Bright and grand Bollywood across the land Spices floating through the air Laughter almost everywhere Cattle walking down the street Everybody stopped to meet Someone shouted... "Happiness!" Whole town answered... "YES! YES! YES!" Instrument Break (Koto → K-pop synth → Island percussion → Sitar → Guitar solo) Final Verse — Baja California Finally crossed back home once more Baja waiting on the shore Margaritas cold at last Watching every sunset pass Pacific waves rolled quietly Whale looked back... And smiled at me Fish just winked... "You'll be okay." Then they slowly swam away Final Chorus My Whale of an RV Set Me Free Greatest trip there'll ever be From Monterey across the blue Made a hundred friends or two If you ask me... Was it true? Friend... That's up to you. My Whale... Of an RV... Set Me Free... Outro Sea otter waved... Fish saluted... Whale dove deep... Sun went down... Another perfect day...