GENDER BENDER DISASTER - Random Gameplay

Welcome to Funhaus Airport, and good afternoon flyboys! This is the final boarding call for passengers on FHAir Flight 80085 to Mount St. Beav. Please proceed to Gate H8 immediately. The final pre-flight chex mix are being loaded into the plane, and our stores of Cran-Apple have never been higher. The captain will be closing the door in 5 minutes, so you better get your ass to the gate, son. We do have some bad weather approaching, so runways 9, 14, and XD will be closed until further notice. The Pilot's Pool will remain open - fuck those assholes, I hope they get hit by lightning - and the airport bar ChiChi's HaHaBoom Room would like me to announce that it's LADIES NIGHT featuring 50 cent longnecks and a playlist that's all Macarena, all the time!! Follow us on Twitter:   / adamkovic     / brucegreene     / jameswillems     / sirlarr   Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/