Slacker's Deal

Take the planets down and pass them around... Do not enter says the sign on the door... On this rainy day a new king is crowned... He is hated but his queen is adored... Catch an angry rattlesnake by the tail... Say you're sorry and it might just go away... Miss the turn and crash into the guardrail... Take your time to choose who to betray... Riddles are enigmas wrapped in questions... About when and where and who is to blame... For the false answers and weak suggestions... Which we take as gospel and lead us to shame... The randomness of life... Yeah, it's killing me. The randomness of life... Listen up. I made a deal with God and he agreed! Yeah, I made a deal with God and he agreed! Pass them around... He agreed...