Spooky Slice - FFXIV Parody Song by JoCat

by popular demand BIG thanks to Luke Allen-Gale for the voice cameo! Lyrics: I was browsing in the markets late one night When my eyes beheld an edgy sight For a stylish dame with a commanding strut Had offered to teach me a new way to cut (She did the slice) She did the Spooky Slice (The Spooky Slash) Now her swings have some spice! (She did the slice) was just her soul that’s the price (She did the slice) She did the Spooky Slice From the northern snowfront of Ilsabard The land was cold and the people scarred They sought the void with a daring act And empowered themselves with a devious pact (they did the slice) they did the Spooky Slice (The Spooky Slice) Now their swings have some spice! (they did the slice) Was just their soul that’s the price (they did the slice) They did the Spooky Slice The glamour wasn't very cheap But now we are in too deep With this tailored cloak and boots, Now we are ready to Reap The raid was progging, all were doing their part Even the black mage was playing smart Everyone's burst was ready and prime I yelled to the boss “it’s reapin’ time” (I did the slice) I did the Spooky Slice (The Spooky Slice) Now my swings have some spice! (I did the slice) twas just my soul that’s the price (I did the slice) I did the Spooky Slice Out from his grave Zenos rose yet again But now all frustrated he was cheated of his moment then He gazed at the cloaked dancing crowd And said “what is this abominable enshroud?” (It’s the Slice) It is the Spooky slice (the spooky slice) Now our swings have some spice (we do the slice) Was just our soul that’s the price (we do the slice) We do the Spooky Slice And so he relented, big Z shrugged and joined in What a wonderful time all our slicing has been And to be quite honest, the move’s really a keeper just a matter of time till we’re all playing Reaper (And then you slice) You do the Spooky Slice (The Spooky Slice) Now your swings have some spice (You do the Slice) It’s just your soul that’s the price (The Spooky Slice) You do the Spooky Slice! ►Support me: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=9866256 ►Twitch:   / jocat   ► Ironside Computers (use code JOCAT for 5% off): https://bit.ly/Ironside_JoCat ►Merch: https://www.thedeckofmany.com/jocat ►Hit Point Press: https://hitpointpress.com?aff=4 ►Twitter:   / jocat105   ►Stream VODs:    / @jocatstreams   ►Website: https://www.jocat.net/ ►Discord:   / discord   Other music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: https://player.epidemicsound.com/