🎶 “The Colonoscopy Song” | The Funniest ‘Rearview’ Country Tale Ever Told! 🍑🤣

#aimusic #country #song #funny 🎶 The Colonoscopy Song 🎶 Lyrics: [Intro] Doctor said, “We’re gonna take a little look inside.” I said, “Doc… that’s not a little look!” [Verse 1] I turned sixty-five, and they said it’s time, To check the ol’ pipeline, make sure it’s fine. Signed a few papers, prayed a short prayer, ‘Cause what’s about to happen ain’t fair down there. [Pre-Chorus] Nurse said, “Relax, it won’t take long.” Yeah, that’s what they said… right before the thong. [Chorus] It’s a rearview inspection, pride’s long gone, You’re rollin’ on your side with a hospital thong. They say “it’s routine,” well that’s easy to say, When it ain’t your turn to bend that way. Yeah, it’s a backdoor story, told all wrong, It’s short… but it sure feels long. [Verse 2] Prep night’s a memory I’d like to erase, That stuff they give ya should be banned by the FDA. I waved goodbye to dinner ‘round seven or eight, Then spent the night usin’ every bathroom in the state. [Pre-Chorus] They said, “You’ll feel a little pressure, that’s all.” Pressure? I saw stars, Doc — and my high school football! [Chorus] It’s a rearview inspection, holdin’ on strong, Never knew my rear end could do no wrong. They said, “Count to ten,” I made it to three, Next thing I knew, they were clappin’ for me. Yeah, it’s a backdoor journey, pride long gone, Where modesty’s gone, but you move right along. [Bridge] Doc said, “See ya in ten years!” I said, “Doc, let’s not make it a date night, alright?” [Final Chorus] It’s that deep dive moment we all move on, You laugh about it later when the camera’s gone. So raise a glass, to guts and glory, Every wrinkle’s got a story. Yeah, that rearview moment still rolls on, Bottoms up — and carry on! [Outro] If laughter’s the best medicine, Then this song’s covered the deductible. 💥 Join the Back Porch Crew! Support the channel and unlock member-only perks: ✔️ Loyalty badges ✔️ Custom emojis ✔️ Monthly downloads of all songs Become a member today →    / @the_ai_harmonix   ☕ Toss a roll of Tums in our tip jar: https://buymeacoffee.com/ai_harmonix