Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! February 2008

This month: Team 3D wants to destroy the X Division. Scott Steiner doesn't watch iMPACT! - why would he? The Rock N Rave Infection enter into their Guitar Hero phase. The Bullet is in better shape than his son. Roxxy is fired by Kip James. TNA is a massochists dream. Kaz is White Sunshine and then bleaches Black Reign's rat. Joe is a hero for throwing a fit over a pen. Booker should thank Roode for breaking Sharmell's jaw because now she will finally lose weight. Petey Williams forms a fantastic friendship with Scott Steiner as they compete over the briefcases. Christian pins Judas Mesias clean. Against All Odds is the same PPV it was the year before. Buyrates are lower though. Kurt cares too much about his belts and doesn't go on enough dates with Karen. Tomko saves then immediately attacks Christian for the sake of a swerve and the main event makes Bryan angry. TNA spoofs good business. Kong and ODB have a great match. Jay Lethal wins the X Division title and saves the division but is nowhere to be found at the next iMPACT! Samoa Joe has to sign a new contract and it's stupid. Team 3D can't wrestle because Bubba is too fat. Rellik will suck out Eric Young's brain and pluck his eyes into a Martini. Tomko agrees to join the Angle Alliance. Samoa Joe pussyfoots around signing his contract. Nascar geeks on iMPACT! Rhino challenges Storm to a scaffold match at the next PPV. Kurt and Karen have their vox renewal on Valentine's Day but absurdity ensues. Kip turns on BG James. Karen convinces AJ they are legally married.