Why Can't This Karen SovCit Find A Lawyer To Take Her Case?

This is Tracy Phillips. Not TRACY PHILLIPS, the all caps "grammarly" incorrect name. There are two other things Tracy Phillips is NOT: she's not a very good sovereign citizen; she ran off the script after the first thing out of her mouth. She's also not any fun to be around. I wonder what would happen if you crossed this old hag with Jeni Squirreliconi? In the meantime, what do we get when we cross a Karen SovCit wannabe with a staid old judge and a ProsecutorBot who has been putting off that firmware update? We get a fun time, of course!