"The JoJo Villain Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

Performed & Edited by: Riverdude Covers Lyrics [DIO] Dashing through the snow To poison my new dad It was so flawless, The best plan that i’d had But my adopted bro Went and bust my lip The next thing that you know HEW BLEW UP THE ENTIRE SHIP (BOOM) Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [PUCCI] Locked her in a cell To lure out Jolyne’s Dad So I could steal his stand The Best plan that I’ve had And then I sped up time The universe reset Stupid kid stole my CD’s I should’ve used Cassette Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [KIRA] I lived a quiet life Noone could make me mad Could never be found out The Best Plan that I’ve had But then the day rewound My secret life was found Got flung into an ambulance And my head got turned around Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [DIAVOLO] To keep my empire safe My secrets - Iron-Clad I'd kill my own daughter The best plan that i've had I once had the Arrow Finally, I’d be set free! But thanks to Giorno I’d just die forever, Endlessly! Jingle Bells Giorno Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [KARS] I slumbered in stone An absolute chad To find the Aja The best plan that id had I became a God All mortals quaked in fear! But then a freaking volcano Shot me to the stratosphere! Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [VALENTINE] Collecting the Corpse Parts, You see, I’m not that bad I would bring prosperity The best plan that i’d had But then my Love Train Went and flew off the rails When i was shot and killed by A Jockey’s Fingernail Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say [TOORU] A Human made of rock My whole life makes me sad So i would grow some plants The best plan that i had Then the MILF got in my way I had Bubble Trouble When I got shot by Josuke I turned into Rubble Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “HEY!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say (Pucci) But we are all so great (Kars) Our Bodies are so rad (Dio) No Joestar can beat this (cut to Diavolo) “Help, I’m hurt pretty bad” {KNOCK KNOCK} (Kira) Hey, did you hear a knock? (Tooru) New Villains!? I’m so glad! (Funny) Hurry up and open it! Oh, he can’t be THAT bad! Music stops, its Jotaro. sighs Chorus continues sung by everyone over the sounds of screaming and ORAS Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Goody-Two-Shoes They’re bound to lose When the Villains get their say “ORA!” Jingle Bells JoJo Smells Kakyoin Laid an Egg Riverdude Covers Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/riverdud... Support my Patreon here:   / riverdudecovers   Follow me on Twitter @RiverdudeCovers Follow my Instagram @riverdude9074 Follow my Tumbler @riverdude9074 Follow my SoundCloud riverdude-covers   / riverdude-covers