Stage 7-1 No Damage God Hand

"At least Olivia isn't as bad as that crazy Witch...she's far worse." "Huh, not home today? Well, more me time! Let's see here...I still got some good porn left..." Suddenly, he's rudely interrupted by interlopers! "Oh, you motherfuckers! I was in the zone! Killed my fucking boner, you did..." "TMI, man. We're here to detain you to...ah, good grief. Just hit us lightly, please." "I'll banish you to outer space itself. Maybe you might meet the Ultimate Life Form from how far I'll punch you!" He then banishes the three mooks. But one of them drops a note: "The girl is being kept at the Mirage Town. Go to the Desert of Lost Souls if you wish to meet your beloved witch again. Make sure the GODHAND is intact." "Thanks for the note...seems some devils ARE polite." Gene makes his way to the Desert. A once diverse biome, now destroyed due to nuclear fire. "Shame that the nukes killed off all the Sirens...They made this place alive with their singing." As Gene destroys the seals, a robotic foe appears. "Beep boop I'm back you piece of shit rapist beep boop" "Robots can't consent, Dr.Ion. Good to see you, though. Seems you got a nice paintjob and a duracell battery." "Beep boop This is my revenge against you, Ushiromiya beep boop" "What? I'm not related to the Goldsmith, if that's who you're talking about...That guy died way too damn satisfied with life." "Ohhhhh. Still mad about the colonoscopy? Come on, you were due for a check up anyways." "Beep boop fuck you, put them hands up and fight me beep boop" "Okay, you asked for it!" Gene dismantles the robot for the last time. "Again, he drops these gold bars with the engraving...How much did Shannon give out to these assholes? From what I've heard, that island exploded...shouldn't the gold have been destroyed by then?" "Doesn't matter. That money is dirty money. If I were to take it, my humanity would be compromised."