If the Happy Tree Friends Were Charged for Their Crimes

time to rhyme on a dime about crimes Vague California jurisdiction is used here. Only crimes in the mainline episodes are counted (because I'm muy perezoso). Cases are ordered from shortest to longest sentence. Timestamps for your convenience: 0:00 Case Zero - Title 0:04 Case One - Flaky 0:37 Case Two - Lammy 2:44 Case Three - Toothy 4:48 Case Four - Giggles 5:36 Case Five - Cuddles 8:37 Case Six - Flippy (Normal) 9:33 Case Seven - Russell 11:59 Case Eight - Mr. Pickels 13:16 Case Nine - Handy 14:37 Case Ten - Nutty 20:24 Case Eleven - Mime 22:39 Case Twelve - Disco Bear 26:16 Case Thirteen - Sniffles 32:08 Case Fourteen - The Mole 39:00 Case Fifteen - Pop 47:15 Cases Sixteen and Seventeen - Lifty and Shifty 59:58 Case Eighteen - Petunia 1:00:34 Case Nineteen - Splendid 1:11:42 Case Twenty - The Ants 1:14:18 Case Twenty-One - Lumpy 1:38:20 Case Twenty-Two - Fliqpy (Evil Flippy)